One thing that I have picked up on from the Internet is that people love lists. They love lists of:
– things that remind them of the 90s
– celebrities and their injuries (when I had a sore back once, I Googled this to make me feel better. For the record, George Clooney has a bad back).
– burgers, coffee shops (cafes) in Melbourne
– things to see while driving along The Great Ocean Road
– George Clooney movies (it’s very impressive given his sore back)
Today, I started to come up with a list that I would share with you. I landed on the click-baity title that would be sure to get you hook, line and sinker “Twenty Five Things I’ve Learnt from the age of 18 to 25”.
Unfortunately, within the 15 minutes I gave myself to write — I have rituals to get to — I was only able to list one item for the list:
1) Fly fishing is a type of fishing that uses a fake fly as bait (I was under the impression that it was called fly fishing because the line would fly in the air)
Note: Add joke to tie hook, line and sinker into fly fishing.
While thinking of potential lists, I began to think about my two party tricks: People’s astonishment that I don’t drink alcohol and the fact that I haven’t seen Star Wars or Schindler’s List.
So, let’s get this party started with my sober list of “21 Films I Haven’t Seen That Are In IMDB’s Top 30”:
2. The Godfather (1972) (I have seen one scene with a horse head)
3. The Godfather: Part II (1974)
5. Schindler’s List (1993)
6. 12 Angry Men (1957)
8. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
9. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
11. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
12. Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
15. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
16. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
17. Goodfellas (1990)
20. Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)
21. City of God (2002)
22. Se7en (1995)
24. It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
25. The Usual Suspects (1995)
26. Life Is Beautiful (1997)
27. Léon: The Professional (1994)
28. Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
29. Spirited Away (2001)
30. Saving Private Ryan (1998)